Pakuri!! Not Just A Clever Sound Effect Anymore!!!

According to [this] random website, Koreans are poseurs trying to act Japanese, or as the site so eloquently puts it, "This is the web site that shows you how Korean people mimic our culture." However, this site also advises, "You can link this site freely. But please don't let Korean people know the address of this site because they attack us by using F5. It is quite impossible for you to let them know the truth "the truth that they mimic Japanese cultures" Besides Korea is famous for its regulation of speech,they see Japanese cultures as their own culutures, so it is no use persuading them." Therefore, I ask that all Korean people not click on this link, because apparently you're all blind to the truth. Their words, not mine.

Anyway, today, we take a look at some of the highlights of this website, which, if nothing else, highlights the amazingness of stealing other people's ideas and making them 20 times better!!


This would actually be a really awesome concept for an anime series. Imagine Lupin III, Cyborg 009, and Mazinger Z launching an all-out, anti-soviet, treasure stealing super robot assault of awesomeness on your face!!!


This one is interesting. First, we have Char Aznable pretending to be Batman with a sword and his sister Sayla checking out his butt. Add in some lady with a fern growing out of her head and a soap voodoo doll with a perm, and you have an incestuous space opera that puts Star Wars to shame!!


In the 80's, the Chinese came out with a robot with a phallic-shaped rocket mounted in the groin. Not to be outdone, the Koreans invented a robot with a vagina the size of a spaceship hanger. That robot was named GRANDBUS, who's blazing fallopian cannons and uterus launchers fight for the rights of female robots everywhere.


Honestly, I'm not too sure what this is a copy of, but it's apparently called HANDICRAFT TREE ROBOT, which in my book makes it a winner.


Take E.T. and add in Space Battleship Yamato and you get the greatest adventure of aliens who won't put on some freakin' pants since Alf got drunk and molested  orphans!! (Note: I've never seen the classic comedy series Alf, but I assume he must have been drunk at some point. And drunk=pedophilia.)


For those of you into giant monster related pornography, we have Yong Gary. Despite what this poster says, if this film isn't about a giant dinosaur having intercourse with a building, then those blasted carpetbaggers have finally ruined the South.


Do you ever get that feeling like you've taken one too many poundings in the sphincter, and now you have to waddle everywhere with your legs spread? Finally, we get a live-action series that understands that pain.


In all my 17 years of being Asian, I've always wanted Legos with squinty eyes that resemble my own. Now, thanks to the magic of some poor Korean boy being paid ten cents an hour, that dream has come true.

Aim For Top! Is You Really Are Engrish of Master?!

As everyone knows, English, or "Engrish"rather, pervades all forms of Japanese media. Be it obscenities casually plastered on t-shirts or bizarre product labels, the Japanese love English like a fat kid loves cake.

However, none of these written forms quite capture the hilarity of Engrish like hearing Japanese people struggling to speak it. Add some music and you've got a hit record. It takes a strong will and a 3rd grader's grasp of the English language to decode some of the cryptic lyrics of these songs.

Give figuring some of these lyrics out a try without using outside sources- you'll be surprised how hard it can be...

Level One: Engrish n00b User
Basket Case by Puffy [here]
The Nowarist by Straightener [here]

Level Two: Adequate of Skills Engrish
Tonight Tonight Tonight by Beat Crusaders [here]
Another Time, Another Story by Beat Crusaders [here]

Level Three: Engrish of Master True!!
Summer of Love by Muramasa [here]
Silent Night by Gackt and Ayumi Hamasaki [here]

Funny Bunny Faux Pas?! Now With Subliminal Social Shibboleths!!

Funny story... apparently Ellegarden did a cover of Funny Bunny by the pillows... is it better than the original? I don't really know... I'd have to say that I prefer the original, but this cover version isn't bad at all. Either way, Ellegarden did a pretty good job injecting their own style into the song. For comparison, links to the original version and the cover are provided below...

Funny Bunny by the pillows [original]
Funny Bunny by Ellegarden [cover]

While we're on the subject of music, Orange Range recently released the PV to its newest song, Un Rock Star. While I was watching the video, I came to the realization that Orange Range's PVs all contain deep social commentary. Below, I've compiled a list of some of these subliminal messages, along with links to the videos on YouTube.

Shanghai Honey [here]- Misogyny and patriarchy are good. The best way we can respect women is by showering them with champagne and watching them dance in bikinis.

Locolotion [here]- Everything is really just a phallic symbol in disguise. Rather than fight it, we should dress like giant lotion bottles that squirt when rubbed. (This is actually in the video)

Champione [here]- The white man always wins. Or at very least, society has a higher tolerance of white people doing stupid things as opposed to minorities. We should all just accept this and move on with our lives. This video also is a tribute to the movie Fight Club (It'll make sense at the end of the video).

Un Rock Star [here]- There's a crappy, possibly gay 80's rock star inside of all of us, waiting to escape and make a fool out of you. This rock star only emerges when you wear cardboard boxes on your head. Also, all men really long to be women so we can lust over ourselves.

Toward a New Season!! Fall Anime Preview?!

Autumn is almost here, and that means that a new season of anime are going to begin soon! While there'll be plenty of new, high profile series debuting, there are also going to be some new anime that are definitely worth watching. Today, we'll take a look at a couple of these new titles with a brief summary of the plot and a promotional image from the series...

Don't Give Up, Bryko!! Strawberry Parfait of Sorrow
The new girl at an all-female school, young Bryko is miserable with her life. That is, until she falls in love with Benihime Hsuing, the most beautiful girl she's ever seen. However, the beautiful bespectacled babe is more than she seems. Though Bryko's life turns around, local bully Matt-chan is out to see that our delicate heroine's fortune doesn't last...


End of Bryangelion ~ Hot for the Comatose Chick
Hideki Anno's latest masterpiece, End of Bryangelion is an alternate ending to the critically acclaimed anime series. With all of the Angels defeated, NERF moves forward with its Human Foam Rocket Instrumentality Project- a plan to get all of the people of the world to buy their products. With time running out, the fate of humanity and the free market economy rest in the hands of one mentally depraved young man...


s-CREW-ed
A spin-off of the series s-CRY-ed, s-CREW-ed is the story of HOLY members George Tatsunami and Straight Cougar. In the 69th Upheaval, Tatsunami and Cougar's Alters are combined into one new form- Radical Big Magnum. Now, with the fastest, biggest, hardest, and manliest Alter in the Lust Ground, Cougar and Tatsunami travel in search of a worthy opponent of their power. *No image has been provided due to the graphic/explicit nature of this series.*

As proof to Matt... I have been playing Mother3... and abusing the ability to name things... (only Matt will understand these... everyone else can ignore this part) There'll be an actual interesting post later... seriously...